Ideal ‘ORKUT’ profile of a Software Engineer.
January 19, 2008 at 4:12 am | Posted in Entertainment, Friends, General, Joke, Public | 3 CommentsCHECK THIS OUT……………
About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me–> “Just stop laughing!!”)
Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
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Here for : web browsing in company hours.
Children : can’t be (hey, don’t get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion : I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking : The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets : Yeah, my manager looks like a dog. 🙂
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: http://naukri.com , http://jobsahead.com ? Isn’t it Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, “How to live a happy life?”,
“101 ways to attract a girl”, “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can’t afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle….
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Liked this man!!
nice ideas..
Comment by arpit— March 1, 2008 #
Just a great post… Though it sounds humorous, I could understand what these SW Engrs are going through.. I too know a few of them who exactly fit into this profile.
Yes.. I do will believe that you live…
Kudos to you
Saravanan
Comment by Saravanan— March 21, 2008 #
Thanzzzzzzzzz dude
Comment by Bhawik— September 29, 2008 #