Why Bill Gates retired from Microsoft?

July 16, 2008 at 9:22 pm | Posted in Friends, General, Joke, Public | 4 Comments

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft


Subject: Problems with my new computer


Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.


1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button.
We request you to check this.


2. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.


4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?


5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?


6. It is surprising that windows say ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.


7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.


8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?


9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.


Regards,
Banta


Last but not least :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Humor Jokes ~ 03-07-08

July 3, 2008 at 6:26 am | Posted in Friends, General, Joke, Public | Leave a comment

Gangster

What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
” Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything !! “

Casino

What’s the difference between people
who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.

Forgiveness

When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
then I realized that God doesn’t work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Intelligence

A little boy went up to his father and asked :
” Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? “

His father replied :

” Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine. “

Problem

John’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
“John seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. “

The mother wrote back the next day :

” If you find a solution, please advise.
I have the same problem with his father ! “

Joke for the day ~ 03-07-08

July 3, 2008 at 6:16 am | Posted in Friends, General, Joke, Public | Leave a comment

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

*Dad:* People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

*Mom*: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

*Son*: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

*Maid*: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones

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