Joke of the Day ~ 21.03.2007 ~

March 21, 2007 at 2:07 am | Posted in General, Joke | Leave a comment

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Joke 1

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job…
He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing,

“You are the reason I don’ t have a wife”, second bottle,

“You are the reason I don’t have my children”, third bottle “You are the reason I lost my job”.

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.

He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says “Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved”.

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Joke 2

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.

While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,
“I’ll have a C monkey please.”

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey.

He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, that’ll be $5000.” The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said,
“That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?”

The shopkeeper answered,
“Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.”

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. “That one’s even more expensive! $10,000!What does it do?”

“Oh, that one’s a C++ monkey;
it can manage object- oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java.

All the really useful stuff,” said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own.

The price tag around its neck read $50,000.

He gasped to the shopkeeper, “That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?” The shopkeeper replied,

“Well, I haven’t actually seen it doing anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager.”

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