Set your Life… Yourselves

Gangster

What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
” Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything !! “

Casino

What’s the difference between people
who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.

Forgiveness

When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
then I realized that God doesn’t work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Intelligence

A little boy went up to his father and asked :
” Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? “
His father replied :
” Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine. “

Problem

John’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
“John seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. “
The mother wrote back the next day :
” If you find a solution, please advise.
I have the same problem with his father ! “

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

*Dad:* People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

*Mom*: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

*Son*: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

*Maid*: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones